Buddy, never hit a woman. Period. But if you absolutely must:make it a cunt punt.

Yeah, that sort of sneering lower-middle class looking down on the poor attitude made me want to cunt punt that bitch to the moon.

It was good until he let the assholes down gently by informing him that he is one of their social class (who "works downtown") and not an uppity poor person who doesn't know his place, like they thought.

The best part was " I gotta go make more money than you." If that bitch wants to talk down to a guy for working at Burger King she don't deserve cheese. I'm also wondering what great consulting job she has when she's hung over at home at 9am on a weekday.

As a followup, let me elaborate on "working downtown" and "consultant".

The dumb bitch didn't even know what she wanted. She just had some vague notion that it was her duty to ruin the day of some minimum wage slob just because her fatburger didn't have a slice of cheese on it. She thinks she's the fucking Dutchess of York because she "works downtown" as a "consultant".

My father was a meteorite. Your comet is hurtful and offensive.

exactly this! (see my previous post on my kinja if you want to waste your time with the 2 cents from a random internet person)

People who call fast food restaurants to complain are just the worst. Listen, everyone, life's a gamble — sometimes you get the whopper and sometimes you get a chicken sandwich. Fucking move on.

#duh. But it'd be nice to have a tailored experience.

"I'm in my office doing Mad Libs"-Awesome

"I'm in my office doing Mad Libs".

And getting health insurance.

Kevin's worst prank is telling new hires that they are making more than minimum wage.

It's been quite a while since I ate at Burger King, but their employees pulled a pretty good prank on me by serving products that tasted like ass. Good one, guys!

As someone who has had a lot of experience with Burger King, I can assure you that there really is such a thing as blood doody.

What made you want to work at Burger King: the hours and food.

wow so it's the shittiest of both worlds. We get a shitty cash grab game wrapped in a shitty cash-grab mobile package. Awesome.

I've long-hoped that we'd get a "real" SimCity game on mobile/tablet. The original SimCity was ported to PalmOS years ago, and that was neat. But I'm right there with you, it could be awful. In fact, it likely is.

There's a new SimCity game: Eyebrows raise. Slight happiness.