Don’t forget the AKB48 cameo/product placement!!!

It’s gonna be terribad. Combat will be action-based. All the scenes are going to be sanitized for international audiences. Everyone is going to look like they’re in a boy band. Tifa’s tits will be small. Aerith will have a shitty voice actress. It will be the disappointment of the century and Squeenix will be all like…

Spoiler alert: It will suck just like the new Sailor Moon sucked. You can’t go home again.

It’s Bethesda. It’s gonna have locking up and crashing. Quests will break constantly until a (probably paid mod) player patch is released. They’ve always made games like this and paid mods will give them financial incentive to be lazier than ever when it comes to fixing bugs.

We won 1812 just like we won Vietnam!