Until your email address is ashley@deadspin.com you’re still an outsider.

Shut up and start handling my ass pennies!

pokemon go is a sprot

Subs are only loosly tied to their motherships, really. I mean there are people over on The Slot that refuse to ever wade into Jezebel’s awful waters. The Slot is a sub of Jezebel.

I will never get tired of people complaining about Feinberg not writing about sports!

Many Deadspin writers have never actually posted about sports but keep thinking that you have a point.

I get that. Ashley works for Deadspin, which is a sports site. She has yet to write a sports post. I’m perfectly fine with that. I like her writing, and glad she seems to have continued where she left off. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Know someone more important who isn't hot? Harambe. Because the man had him assassinated #neverforget

The concourse was never a sports sub blog

File this under “SECRET AS SHIT GAWKER”.

Lena was hot at one point? Was it in an alternate reality?

Right....his career is floundering coming off that Best Actor Oscar...

Gawker lives.

Can you confirm that HamNo is still alive?

I know, right? He didn’t even call me a nasty name or assail my character before he did it, either.

a quality troll doesn’t dismiss replies this guy is a guppy trying to swim with the big fish.

What makes you think I'm a human being?

Nah dude, she’s a free thinker! You can’t box her in with you labels! Unless it’s the labels she gives herself, those are OK.

This “article” is worse than cancer.