Didn't really stand up to that last challenge......

A few things:

Kinda like valet is properly pronounced VAL-et, not Val-ay.

All this over a FREAKING Corolla? You'd think Toyota would be happy that anybody gives a crap about a Corolla.

That pretty much sums up my first four years of driving. But I was in my moms Fleetwood most of the time.

I have used my '76 Eldorado Convertible as a leather-upholstered pick-up more than once, you'd be surprised what you can get in there with the top down!

People that own RR's and Maybach's don't go to any dealership, it comes to them.

Whatever it ends up being I hope and pray that it get's a name, like Fleetwood and not another asinine acronym that means nothing.

It's not that GRRRREEEEAT!

Slowing down from 75mph never occurred to anyone...

Mitsubishi Eclipse... I'd upload a photo but since the new and improved update I don't seem to be able to.

Damn Gina, way to stereotype 308,745,538 people.

It looks like an Audi TT's fat little sister, but I like it.

You know, one thing that I have noticed - many of the new cars coming out do not photograph well. I'll see a picture and think "eh it's okay" and then I see one on the road and it looks much better. SO now I'll reserve my final opinion until I see the car in person.

Nothing says "dignified, somber funeral car" like a skank in a mini-skirt!

Since you asked....

Yes, but did she have bail money hidden in her coopappy?

Well it's obvious these ginormous wheels degrade handling, braking and control.(not to mention the huge stress these things put on suspension, axles and brakes) But unless there is a law on the books that prohibits automotive alterations that do these things, which I am sure that there is not, they need to leave these…

It's the Jorts fault!!!