Why, isn't she just a classy, comely, radiant lady! The bee's knees, that Britney Spears is.

I can't speak for that child (I think it's a boy?) with gentle herpes, but that's exactly what he means. And God knows that's what I mean too.

…Fuck, you just explained to me why I think it's awesome, haha. It's the sweetest romance Lynch never filmed!

Yeah, but that shit is like, gangsta. So it's totally cool. Look over there. *points* Everything's cool and all outrage is internally consistent! We're cool.

That is…one of the most beautiful stories I've ever heard. On so many levels.

That's pretty cool.

I believe it was Ernest Thoreau Whitman who claimed, "I am vast, I contain multitudes of tolerance and bigotry."

He looks like if Maynard James Keenan really started letting himself go.

I really don't think Maher could be funny even if he didn't try. I will never understand what people see in that scumbag. If there's any Exhibit A of somebody who could qualify as objectively not funny, it's Maher.

Mighty Craft-y of you, my friend!

To be fair, "Habeas Corpus!", followed by "Yeehaw!", was the rallying war cry for the Vampires, so suspending Habeas Corpus was an understandable thing for its time. How else were the Vampires supposed to find young, supple, fresh humans to drain?

Never seen this explained so succinctly, thank you. I know it's always more complicated, and there is something to say for some businesses being able to deal with a minimum wage increase better than others; other commenters have made good opposing points to the concept. But I think your summary gets across the fact…

O brother do I hear you.

Thank Satan dreams are real!

The level of crush I had on Carrie Coon has gone through the stratosphere now that I finally started watching THE LEFTOVERS. She rocks a tank top like no other. Unbelievably talented and gorgeous and awesome.

T'ain't gay if y'don't kiss. The asshole. Just like playin' cowboys n'injuns!

If John Lennon couldn't imagine it, then clearly I can't either.

I think you hurt Ben Grimm's feelings.

“I‘ve never seen hatred like this, and to me they’re not even people,” Trump said.

Sweet Christ, "David Lynch & The Infinite Lynchiness" has to be a name for something.