I have heard that about PAIN AND GAIN as well though I haven't seen it. I also haven't seen either BAD BOYS movies (although I've seen them constantly recommended as great trashy fare), nor have I seen any of the TRANSFORMERS movies. Maybe I should *try* and gorge on some of his flicks at some point so I can give a…

I'd consider Tyler Perry's batshittery auteur-ish. I adore his insane, horrible-quality ass. Being an auteur doesn't necessarily have anything to do with talent; it's about having a unique voice or vision and a willingness and ability to see it through to completion. Usually this coincides with objective craftmanship…

Typo, fixed.

Nice job, bud, I…I like yer style. Rancid seems…disconcertingly, and commendably, specific.

I simply want to use your post as a moment to proclaim my undying love for one of the most stunning, profound, inarguable Geniuses in all the contemporary arts, that being Bjork. I say that here because 1) it always needs to be said, 2) I'll likely never meet her like you did (and I am so very, very jelly), but…

God clearly loves you! Somebody give this person a Trinity Broadcast Network show, they fuckin' get it. I once was blind, but now I'm rich!

Only if I can borrow yours, I left mine at home…

"You are NOT the honest man you pose before mirrors as."

"But then he gets his view of feminism from Ivanka [venereally] so how is he gonna know better?"

Right. And even for those citizens who cream their pants at the prospect of another "war", Dubya and Co. have really poisoned the well for any talk of long-term occupation after Bombin' The Fuck Out Of 'Em™, even if long-term occupation is ultimately the kind of approach that would be needed to create and sustain an…

That's not surprising. Because Trump isn't smart, he's shmah't.

Between this and Nickelback's "Hero", I now have two unbelievably shitty Butt (ha!) Rock songs that are fucking uproariously hilarious to listen to. I could laugh at this stuff all day, my lord have mercy.

Now's the time to make a sequel to his unreleased epic, entitled THE DAY THE ORANGE CLOWN CRIED***.

I read your analysis of Trump's sexxxytime game plan, and a fucking horrific thought occurred to me and I want someone to ease my mind, but I doubt anybody can. I'm seriously worried this may exist someday:

I would assume Trump believes that, clearly, linguistic precision is where the Nazis went wrong. Everything else was tremendous! You gotta take the good ideas where ever you find 'em, and apply them to your business model for Yuge Winning Fantastic Great Success A+ #1.

Kapitalistic Alpha-male Theology? You gotta grab it by the KAT!, it's the only way to get your hand on the working class's Kitty, grab everything you can, and make off with dat BANK.

I would love to know how these Prosperity Gospel motherfuckers interpret the Book of Job.

"It's pronounced, 'bas-tihd.'"

Thanks for taking the time to read/comment. I absolutely agree. So because I don't disagree with you, I'll clarify something. I apologize for the damn length, but I want to make myself perfectly clear:

Also, just to note: I'm not a very political person either; I just don't have the stomach for it. I think it takes a certain amount of single-minded passion to engage in politics that I don't have. I don't mean that in an arrogant way, either: I know that it's easy for me to sit on the sidelines and poke holes in…