I think some folks on these boards have reason to get antsy when someone ventures dangerously close to "sticking up" for Trump (that's not what you, or I, did, but clearly some won't see it that way…), because these are nice commenter communities that are sometimes invaded by Alt-Right Trolls who try and score…

Oh good God, go fuck yourself, it might help you get over yourself in the process. I gave an honest, earnest, and well-reasoned (not necessarily correct, just well-reasoned) response and you see fit to critique my vocabulary and make some grand judgments about my life. Good on you. Remind me to never do that again.

Can you and scrappybilly please come replace my co-workers? I promise I'll bake you cookies and brownies every week, which you can then shit out to your heart's fullest content… in silence. I'll promise I'll be quiet as a church mouse!

Man, relationships are fuckin' crazy! But we do them 'cuz we love 'em, right [guys/ladies]?!?!

You're gonna get a lot of shit for the comment, but I'm inclined to agree with you, when evaluated SOLELY in light of the audio evidence in and of itself (i.e., without taking into account any other information outside the tape). Not to pull out the "locker room talk" excuse (because I'm not excusing it at all, I'll…

Was he really coy about it initially? I was in high school when THE FAST & THE FURIOUS came out and all the high school girls fell in love with Vin, and one of the major reasons was precisely how overtly interracial/multiethnic his background was. I guess he can't hide it, but maybe he didn't showcase pride in it? I…

…Because why not take a Tomi Lahren article's comment section as a chance to edu-muh-cate other homies on one of the most beautiful poems of all time? I imagine Tomi feels like this right now, for all the world…

"it's l.a. baby"

To balance it out:

He's gonna have to lose that AMERICAN HUSTLE weight if he's gonna fit in that fat suit.

As someone who extols the need for agreed upon rules for these things (as long as they make sense, I'd say; some proper aspects of language have never made sense to me so I don't use them, some do, so I use them), and who is disturbed by the speed at which many folks are throwing such conventions away… I have to say I…

Because clowns weren't designed to be viewed from close up, they were designed to be viewed from far away.

7/10 would bang

And thus sayeth IT: Kiss meh, fat girl, and put that mothafuckin lotion in that mothafuckin basket!

…Holy shit I forgot about that. Netflix has already courted the Dark Side with Adam Sandler, but I'd have to get rid of my subscription if they snagged a Snyder post-DCEU.

I've read only parts. I've only recently gotten interested in Adams, after long consuming whatever I could about Jefferson. I'd always had this half-baked impression that Adams was a bit of a tyrannical bastard, which kept me at a distance, but once I started to think through everything going on during that particular…

Would 'twere I would to twerk, I should work to twerk 'cross yon river's murk by night. But would 'twere I would not to twerk, 'twould be half the work indeed to merely lurk in rear of a bush, gazing on such mirthful ladies who would t'twerk by light.

This might be a dumb question for a history-obsessed person, but did you ever watch the Ken Burns miniseries on Jefferson? I'm similarly obsessed with those founders (especially Jefferson and Madison), and they way they conceptualized their own contradictions, how they manifested in psychology/individuality vs.…

I thought it was a gerund, like in that Lifehouse song! "Desperate for [Channing], starving for Truth, I want to love you all night Jesus," etc.

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