"I drank the bottle of Hague."
"You piece of —!"

Oh god, Fabian's "I want you on the table" line had me guffawing. Dude's like Drax, he's got no ear for similes or metaphors. And Telenovela Jane is a member of Sex and the City Villanuevas? Yes please.

“I’m sensing a lot of marital tension.”

"Kneel."
"No."

"How did a little Pop-Tart like you evade capture?"

By the almighty Speed Force, Barry's giving Joe advice and telling him to not keep secrets? And it sounds genuine? What Earth is this?

Better idea: Have Lex be the villain instead, and have Kara and Lena have to team up to take him down. That way we get all the good emotional conflict and drama, but don't lose out on having Lena as a regular character.

This show's version of Kara wouldn't be half as great without Chyler as Alex; it's like Ivonne Coll as Alba in Jane the Virgin. Melissa is pitch-perfect Kara, but bubbliness and charm only go so far - you've gotta have the emotional bedrock to build the character on. The sisters' relationship and the small character…

Hell yeah, she was. This is the lady who killed a Kryptonian with a kryptonite sword, and beats up metahumans both with and without her exosuit armor.

I heard that's she's a regular next season; if so (and please be so) I doubt that they'll ruin the friendship (at least permanently) or make her evil. She's great, and the Kara-Lena relationship is an excellent mirror/reimagining of the classic Lex-Clark one.

"It's more like apocalyptic, but you know."
"We don't have to talk about it."
"No, it's fine, you know, she never really cared about me and only came back into my life to steal from me and frame me for a felony. So, you know, usual mother-daughter stuff."

"I'm like this weird horndog around him. It's all I think about."
"It's hard dating someone who doesn't put out."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, how'd you deal with it?"
"I gave myself carpal tunnel, for one thing."
"Oh my god."
"I can give you a list of the websites I used if you want!"

Goddammit, the way Ashi just said "Yup." to the zombie guys was supremely badass.

That they're idiots and should stop parroting his bullshit to the masses?

Out of 5 or 10?

And the way he says "Thank you" through the gas mask… dammit I need to watch that again. One of the series's best.

Yeah, I realized later; fortunately I've never let myself listen to the whole gross recording.

"In directing his first feature in 11 years, he has created something that no one would mistake for a desperate comeback attempt. Sadly, that something is a bottom-of-the-bucket sci-fi abduction movie that is much less weird than it perhaps imagines itself to be."

Hmm, I hope not, because that'd likely mean the end of Mack as an agent and I don't want that.

God daaaaamn. That beginning fight scene had me literally shouting with joy at just how badass it was. And all without powers! Daisy just casually dropping the dead man she used as a shield while taking his gun, and that May flip.