Starred for “existential view of man’s hubris”. Beautiful.

If we are viewing this purely from a user experience, then you can just pick any Chrysler product out of a hat, with a few exceptions.

i’m here to bring the weird

This feels like old Jalopnik and I am here for it...

Don’t poor shame people. We all know why people bought this. It was always dramatically cheaper than any other 7 seater. And with the insane markup on anything new these days, a leftover 2019 Journey is probably 30% to 50% cheaper than anything else on the lot.

The Jalopnik style guide seems to currently be: find something interesting and then find a way to absolutely SHIT on it.

Owning people who bought: 

Hertz complying with court order:

A tale as old as time:

I’d like a 50% scale Charger so I can call it the General Flea.

I think that’s universal. These people never act like they’re doing a damn thing wrong either. Just looking straight ahead, hands at 3 & 9.  Just brutal.

I wish Jose would write an article instead an introduction to someone’s video or article

The guy isn’t married nor does he have children. But nice jump to conclusions there sparky.

Killing off Jeep? That brand mints money. How ridiculous.

There is a special place in Hell for people that are abusive to service staff, and an even worse one for the rightwing assholes who turned a minor public health measure into their personal career brand.

“The one vehicle Mercedes S. doesn’t already own...”

The pay it forward thing has always been the dumbest thing imaginable. It’s performative charity for people who don’t need it. Want to feel good? Donate time or money to an actual cause. Or, as this article wisely suggests, tip the workers.

That’s highly reserved for BMW owners only...

Our own David Tracy claims that Jeep (big surprise, right?) was the first to try this, with the front end design of the original Jeep Wagoneer: