*racks brain for Neil Young joke*

If they want the stock price to climb, they just need Musk to come out and make some ridiculous, baseless claims about the robotaxi and $25k model to come out by the end of the year, or even next month. It doesn’t matter how transparent the lie is or how many times he’s lied in the past, the morons on Wall Street will…

Ewww. What has Jezebel turned into? This sounds like the National Enquirer level bullshit, created for morons. Gross. Do better Jezebel, this 7th grade bully bullshit is getting old.

I sometimes jump into the cesspool that’s Fox News comments (I know, glutton for punishment) and I’ve actually witnessed a commenter describing the Orange Shitstain as “erudite.”

Thank you.

“Its the not the destination, it’s the journey.”

The ‘communications error’ was getting caught you dink....and idiotic considering people are tired of this bullshit with other influencers/tiktokers/youtubers and are now checking receipts because shockingly, we don’t trust you as far as we can bowl you.

Even being a cis male, Jezebel was a daily read for me. I loved everything about Jezebel and am so glad it is back! So congratulations on your return and I’m already awaiting next October for the Scary Story Contest (my favorite read here).

Honestly it’s really nice to meet someone his age that gets stuff right.

Oh, you're fucked now, Zaslav. The giant anvil lobby has deep pockets. 

something like the biological life in the snot of a toddler

I watched a lot of TPIR as a kid and still watch it now and I don’t remember Bob hurrying people as much as he did here (even before she got really flustered). Drew certainly doesn’t do that!

One - You spelled Reposado incorrectly.

You’re only impressed by that stuff because you’re not OTVII.

“Sorry about your divorce.”

I’ve never been able to watch Hanks in a movie that presents him as a serious romantic partner. And if you look at his filmography, he’s seldom had to do it, which is pretty darned unusual for an A-lister lead male.

Nah, still love Hanks. Besides, even if something in here rubs you the wrong way, this is his wife and Rob Reiner being quoted. Nothing from Hanks.

I want Midsomer to finally be declared vacant as the last two living occupants of the county are murdered and imprisoned, respectively.

Hmm, I’m not seeing the remastering detail very well - it looks the same as it ever was.

It’s less surprising when you remember that a person whose only qualifications were “college football coach” is currently a US Senator.