One of the the many, many things I loathe about these ghouls is the way they are always so damn lame with their attempts at “jokes.” You just know MTG think she’s making the sickest burn with this balloon when in reality she just looks like the dumb loser she has always been.

That lead photo looks like she uses the same plastic surgeon as Ida Lowry in Brazil.

Yeah, then the primate advocacy groups will be jumping up and down scratching themselves about misappropriation.

At some point, you’d think someone would wonder why they pair up with an unending string of shitty men.

Brock Peters is an excellent name.

You call Hulcher, who brings their cranes. They drag everything off to the side while everything that stayed on the rails is taken away from the rear of the train. Company labor repairs the tracks. Locomotives are expensive, so heavy duty flat cars are brought in to take them to the shop for evaluation. Frame damage…

I feel like if you are moving something like that you need to coordinate with the railroad if a crossing is unavoidable.

I can help! This is my friends dad’s vehicle. He owned a body shop in Texas and built it before retirement. He loved shortened vehicles and they tow this behind a converted bus. They moved to Richland several years ago when my friend got a job up there.

Antisemitism is pretty stupid to begin with, but Americans make it stupider.

Wictorious, surely

Like the Serpentor of substance abuse.

Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s hubris and pride lead directly to the loss of abortion rights in this country. She already had a bout with pancreatic cancer when Obama was in the white house and he held a Senate majority.

No one’s ever really the same after they play Hercules.

Way more distracting that JFK is played by Luis Guzman.

The wigs in HP are bad. Not as ghastly and fake as the MCU, but still terrible. One wonders if there aren’t enough homosexuals around to advise these (straight male) directors what constitutes a good wig?

It’s like the old Albanian saying:

Thanx for the tip - I’ve been trying to find some use for my depression.

I’ve never liked his movie songs as much as his Loggins & Messina songs.  And, of course, House at Pooh Corner is one of his all time best.  Danger Zone doesn’t do it for me.

I agree. There’s also an even more sinister use for these things, beyond the dickhead cosplayer, which is why you can’t buy them anymore in Canada:

I got yer headline right here: