So the real slimeball of this whole affair is evident.

What do you expect from a topless model who is dating a far-right politician?

fof,

I thought Dakar was in Africa. The text said South America.

South America?

And the NFL is one of the few times, IIRC, where our beloved President got screwed over, rather than him doing the screwing-over. He remembers that like he doesn’t remember dead soldiers’ names.

Drew,

Spiro Agnew is an anagram of grow a penis.

‘The airline lost the elephant’s trunk’

Chris,

I’m not quite a babe in the woods, but how’s that shit allowed to be broadcasted on ESPN?

Thank the gods for these small favours, Bobby. I am overjoyed that human tolerances knows its bounds.

Tom, Hamilton is (roughly) equivalent, in my heavily-unlearned opinion, to the NJ Jets, in terms of futility. With this move, they should move downward even faster than they had been.

Geez, Patron Silver isn’t even that good (though it will do if you need something to wash a wound or the dust out of your mouth).

Can you expand on the ‘enlisted men needing permission to go home to their wives’ bit? Never heard of it before (was in the Navy in Japan and Korea, but thankfully single then).

Gregg Zaun’s a grouch about anyone who has had a better career than he did (which is many, many, many people). Still, he should get appointed by the Governour General as Canada’s Pimp and his commentary is sometimes relevant.

But at the Cateau you can’t get the best heroin, can you?

Dr. David Chao needs a job with a team, in case anyone’s asking.

Dom,

She looks pretty high. People pay money for this behaviour, I’m guessing?