Phillies? Aren’t they going to be shite for the next several years too?

Yuri,

Wow, that’s quite a cognitive response you have there! Did you watch Cam Newton take multiple hits to the head last season, WHEN THERE WERE PEOPLE SPECIFICALLY THERE TO PENALIZE THAT BEHAVIOUR, and they did nothing?

LP,

Twelve Angry Men!

And don’t say to me that Krispy Kreme are good donuts - they are not. They’re the donut equivalent of sweetened industrial waste.

Dr. E,

Nick,

I would argue that, despite strikeouts being ‘exciting’, Andy Ashby’s 75-pitch complete game in 1998 (when the Pads were glory boys) is still the most dominant game I’ve ever seen (but I’ve seen no perfect games / no hitters).

Chris, it ended only 14-3. If you want to write about a beating, something about the 19-1 drubbing my Jays suffered wouldn’t be amiss.

But it wasn’t ALL rant, was it? Sweet ending.

The way the Jays’ luck is going, he’ll be ruled out for using a corked bat.

El Salami Grande is the acceptable term in these parts, enunciated loudly.

Grilled horse meat is delicious. But maybe being in Catania, Sicily, also made me have an appetite; after all, I DID eat a horse.

This is wonderfully terrible.

Exactly - Fenway has its own ‘From Here to Eternity’ moment!

Gary,

Irish Wolfhound?

Came hear to jaw about more Yankees superlatives, wasn’t disappointed.

His body of work over the last two games has been impressive, hasn’t it?