Into the part of my brain that remembers what Orlando Bloom looks like.

Put the Trident of Poseidon into my eyeballs

I saw Pirates 5 after skipping 4. It was terrible.

I like how it looks like Tom Cruise stumbles on the Mummy while fighting ISIS. That's some real, topical, real-world paranormal adventuring.

This doesn't look all that bad, but I definitely won't go see anything that reminds me of Brendan Fraiser in a theater.

I kind of feel bad for her because it seems like she finds a new way to revive this album every 10 years since none of her contemporary work draws any attention. If memory serves, she did an acoustic version of the album some years back, and now this.

Post therapy Stern! POST-THERAPY!

This show was probably at its best when it had Nick Cannon, a guy who is a fountain of positive energy, and Howard Stern, who was clearly hired to be a dick to people in the mold of Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell but then proceeded to do none of that and was instead really positive and encouraging, especially to…

Woah, watch out, DC might have actually made a series of good decisions that have resulted in a good movie, and now distributors are also making good marketing decisions!

Ehh, I've gone back and forth on it but his new style is very much intentionally seeking controversy at times by being a dick to people either while doing PR or directly on his tracks. He still has some brilliant moments but I can't get past the feeling that a lot of what he does seems like filler anymore.

Well, you did lead one of my favorite 1980s post-punk/indie bands.

I got one out of a discount bin a year or so ago. I guess they over-pressed the remasters a few years back, and I found one on close-out at the hipster equivalent of a big lots.

Yeah, ok, this finally broke me on Morrissey. So now I'm down him, Mark Kozelek, and Billy Corgan.

I recently bought a pretty rad shirt with Wicket's face on it, from out of a clearance bin.

Luke's got a harem of yaddles.

OK, fair point.

That's a bummer because I think I just read an interview with him 2 or 3 weeks ago where he sounded really enthusiastic about it.

Well, we got almost 40 years of Keynesian-ism and managed economics out of the great depression. And I'd rather get the collapse out of the way than have it continuously dangling over my head.

Huh, I was excited by the so-so grade but the review reads much more positively. Maybe I will catch this as a matinee after all?

I almost hope they end up passing something out the other side that resembles this disaster, so that the resulting depression will finally ensure the end of this trickle-down, growth-projected-budget bullshit.