Me too! High five!

Super bummer. I'll miss all her Update characters and their weird voices.

I remember the original opened the same night as The Dark Knight, and the theater was doing multiple midnight showings for both.

I wonder why they keep churning out movies like this when the talent behind them is usually better than the material, and the movies themselves fall flat and perform just OK at the box office.

Not always so great to their employees though (at least, the ones who aren't PhD researchers or sports people), despite being the largest employer in Michigan.

Damn Straight!

Nah, he's Venom's comedic sidekick

Without the greater Spider-Man or Marvel universes to tie into, I understand that his origin will now involve an accident at the Chobani factory.

I mean, you're close to the end of his run, and the very last issue he did was pretty solid, so why not keep going?

My reaction to the headline was that this would create some sort of toxic masculinity singularity, but my reaction to the article is just disappointment that the Coens would be involved in something so shameless.

That X-Men story is rough. I remember it being almost 10 issues long, it spends about 8 of them not doing anything, the resolution is incredibly unsatisfying, and then Bendis's entire X-Men run ends just a few issues after. I really enjoyed Bendis's run up to the end of Battle for the Atom, and then it felt like it…

Given his other recent appearances, maybe the quickest way to bring Trump down actually is to have Johnny Depp play him.

Finally, someone with a degree even more worthless than mine.

Things were spiraling so quickly last night and then America went to sleep and this morning it's been largely business as usual. Why can't we have some leaked memos and recordings in the morning for once?

The villain of the first season will be public perceptions of busing.

Aww, not SLSBC too. This and Random Roles are probably my favorite features on the site (and aren't they kicking Will off RR, too?)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

That's good to hear! I'm just trying to get my timing right. I've heard the regional commuter schools around here are a bit nicer to work at, so I'm looking for some positions to open up.

Yeah, I took it for the benefits originally but with the automation rumors, the isolation from senior staff, and how much of my day gets eaten by commuting, I'm thinking it's time to move on.

As an example of my point, we're paid some of the lowest salaries in the entire university system for the "privilege" of working in the research field, and we're not allowed to talk to the actual research staff. The job also requires a Master's degree that I have $50,000 of loans to pay off on, and takes place in a…