Oh jeez. I just found that, and it is truly a mound of shit.

Ha. While I am slightly near California now, I was not while I dated this particular ex. So sadly, he appears to have a long-lost twin.

Seriously. Lots of references happening here that I don't know what to do with.

What bad PR? Is there some juicy gossip that I don't know about?

Seriously, if I ever worked anywhere that was remotely kid-friendly, I would have a sign advertising that unattended kids would be given all the candy and cookies they could possibly want. And there would be a candy and/or cookie jar right next to that sign.

Extra lenins, eh?

Do we have the same ex? Because mine derived the exact same sort of pleasure from being a security guard.

I was thinking it would be this:

Eh, I hung out with my ex a lot when my fiancé and I had just started dating. We were long-distance at first, but my ex and I lived in the same town and in the months since our breakup had stayed close friends. Did I still think he was cute? Yes. (He's a good-looking man and I have no reason to lie.) Did I want…

1. Badass username.
2. You took the words right out of my mouth.

A few recommendations from me (most of which don't overlap with James Baxter's):
Evicted (season 1)
A Memory of a Memory (season 3)
What Was Missing (season 3)
Thank You (season 3)
I Remember You (season 4)
Lady and Peebles (season 4)
Finn the Human (season 5)
Jake the Dog (season 5)
Simon and Marcy (season 5)
The Vault (season…

The skin is an organ.

I would eat all of those.

You never know. I have met some pretty terrible people who said they were feminists in my life. But it does seem a bit much.

I can do VGF, though it will mostly likely be in dessert form. But I would've brought a flask full of vodka with me.

If you're ever in the Seattle area, here's two options:
1. Judy Fu's Snappy Dragon, a Chinese hole-in-the-wall/takeout-type place in the Maple Leaf neighborhood. They have a gluten free menu.
2. The Basil Café, a mid-priced pan-Asian restaurant out on Whidbey Island. They have a HUGE gluten-free menu. Also the island…

Yep. I'm in the same position as FieryAntidote up there—it's actually my fiancé who has the massive gluten allergy—and while we generally won't eat anywhere that doesn't advertise themselves as being VERY good for gluten intolerant people, which means the majority of Chinese restaurants are out unless they…

Wow. That was incredibly dickish of your "friend."

Oy, why do (some) parents feel like they have to turn their kids' preferences and behaviors into a damn trophy? Also, why aren't they allowed to have fun sometimes? I mean, I kind of love really bizarre fancy food. I also love pizza and mac and cheese. And a bunch of other comfort foods.

Yep. Hot dogs are the worst.