Well, national anyway.

“Yeah, I ran into a pole at high speed and bounced my head off a train, but it’s probably not me in the video. I mean, how many Eagles fans does that eliminate, really?”

I look forward to more, ahem, posts like this

Nice guy. He seems like a real pillar of the community.

...they’re like, “Dude, is this you?” And I’m like, “It’s probably not, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

Sources say it was this moment, when Haley randomly pointed to the crowd and asked “Hey, isn’t that one of the women who have accused you of something?,” as the breaking point.

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

The old tackle with your head method is going to be questioned after this.

Best of luck to Marchman as he rides his penny-farthing off into the sunset.

It’s funny to read someone who does no actual reporting question someone else’s. The last time Bill Simmons had a scoop he accidentally tweeted out what he meant to be a DM

Top 15 cars who never gave their owners reason to trade them in.

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

(Not that I watched the game but...) A lot of credit to Tagovailoa for being game ready, as well as the coaching staff for investing in their backup.

I could do without seeing or hearing from that fascist, dictatorial, tyrant at all tonight if you ask me.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

Oh it gets worse. You had Ozzie Newsome (Superbowl winning GM), Scott Pioli (another one), Thomas Dimitroff (another one), George Kokinis (won Superbowl with Ravens as executive), Kirk Ferentz (college coach), Pat Hill (another one), Jim Schwartz (Superbowl winning coordinator), Eric Mangini (another one), Al Groh…

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.