Thank you!

Only three paragraphs in, and I KNEW it was another Obuchowski piece.

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

This was the worst comment I’ve seen on this site.

Sarah Huckabee, is that you?

The dude didn’t kick anybody, all he did was push his feet forward into a guy with a kicking motion. What’s that called again?

Get better eyes. Holy shit.

The Dodgers batting stats. They have no better hitters right now than Puig and Turner. Weird that you’d seize on my mention of Puig. Why ever would that be?

“Man, the Browns are getting killed out here. You’d think they played in Las Vegas.”

“Well at least he didn’t mention the spread.”

I am digging Damon Harrison’s Really? face here.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

I don’t care if he’s somebody’s father or husband or brother or whatever. This man is just a bad person and frankly, the fact that he survived his experience is a shame.

With the caption “nice defense bro”

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

It really isn’t, but that was a hell of a comeback.

It is a GOOD take. And I tell it well!

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one