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Yeah! Except for that time just four days ago when he completely shut down that same excellent Cubs team. And when he was completely shutting down a good Nationals team in the NLDS until bad strike zone calls and his shortstop flubbing a ball led to two extra runners who shouldn’t have been on base. And when he

He was injured this season.

Don’t wear a famous athlete’s jersey.

I feel like it’s playing with fire to buy a jersey of an active player. But I guess you’re never totally safe—imagine all the Curt Schilling jerseys that have been given to Goodwill in the last year.

I’m probably leaving my Phillies Joe Blanton jersey hanging in the closet for the next couple days, I think

You can and should rock a former/non HoF player jersey for a long ass time. People who remember the player fondly will love you for it. And the more random, the better.

The Wendy’s frosty is trash.

Really? Then maybe some Republicans will actually read it since it’s in their preferred format.

How are they gonna get the one she leaves up your ass for saying that?

Still my favorite Simpsons moment:

“Fix” indeed. Needs more Wrex.

Counterpoint: Hawkeye deserves no respect and is a bad superhero.

Could be worse. It might not have hit him at all.

IT WAS A CATCH

The #1 excuse for 25 straight years is and continues to be “LAAAAAAAG.”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base