Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

Don’t play games. You were voting for Trump anyway. It’s what assholes do.

Well I wasn’t going to vote at all, but now I’m going to vote for Hillary just because it’ll cancel your vote and that’s funny to me. I don’t even like her

I originally typed “beat the pants off,” which would have been a shameful missed opportunity.

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

BLM is kinda sketchy to me.

I get why you guys are angry about what this dude tweeted, but he’s kind of right, no?

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

Yes, the same Dodgers that won that game because of Bumgarner’s stupidity.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas for 10 seasons until a better offer rolls around.

You have to take in account deaf players, etc. As a deaf gamer myself, nothing annoys me more than elitist pricks who thinks that mics are the only way to game.

I also lost Woodhead, a week after losing Keenan Allen. I don’t think anyone in the world know how painful it is to me to lose both of those guys from my team.

Well, sometimes (most of the time) listening to strangers’ voices can be infinitely more irritating than any sort of lack of cooperation or loss.

K, what should we post about instead today?

Tony has no room to talk after all the slurs he’s directed at police officers.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

I love you Patricia, god bless your honesty.

This comment was a rollercoaster that ended with me high-fiving you.

I was picked on a lot as a kid and it was often directed at my somewhat defiant love of GameCube. It really sucked and probably contributed to triggering the depression I came to struggle with for the years following (and now manage). And I gotta say, all the sorrow that came in response for my love of GameCube was…