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You had me until “look even more foolish than Dan Snyder”, which I cannot support.

It’s insane that tennis got ranked as low as it did. A good tennis game (Mario Tennis, Virtua Tennis, etc) can become the number one consumer of gaming time.

I was in Kindergarten in ‘93, and it was absolutely canon at this point.

This has to qualify as a mass hallucination, right? It seems like EVERYONE read this as Portal 2.

Not at all, I definitely read that as Portal 2 as well.

Hey, my brother’s cousin’s girlfriend’s godson’s adopted parents’ ancestors happened to live near a battlefield that saw limited action during the American Indian Wars, and one of them broke their ankle running to see what all the musket fire was about, SO THIS IS FUCKING OFFENSIVE TO ME. PROTEST SOMETHING THAT…

And all this time i was told i was crazy for calling MGS2 the best in the series. Feels good to see critical opinion giving it its due.

I think I went through close to six dualshock 3 controllers.

Are we sure there’s still a “human” at the wheel?

I was followed by Gawker...that did not transfer over to Deadspin. Which sucks. ‘Cuz I comment waaaaaaaay more here and Kotaku than I did there.

You would be shocked how many idiot sports commenters buy this hook line and sinker. The whole “it shouldn’t be about the money, but the desire” line plays really well with the blue collar guys.

The day of that missed kick I swear you could hear the entire city scream at once. It was an incredible feeling.

If Scorpion had an FPS dedicated to him...

This mystery has been way too drawn out, mostly inconsequential, and surprising lacking any significant complexity.

How many bottles of booze, on average, could be mustered up within the walls of your offices if you’re given five minutes notice before your doors are locked for the night.

I live in Minneapolis and have watched my fair share of NFL games. As you know, a lot of the local teams (Vikings, Packers, Bears, Lions, etc) have some pretty bitter rivalries! I’ve seen some devastating losses (including playoff losses to bitter division rivals!) in bars filled to capacity with a healthy mixture of…

All of us following Lochte’s story be like...

As the story unfolds, Americans about Lochte be like...

Hey! Ryan Lochte might have lied!