Noooooooooo! I’m gonna miss my Zenyatta sprees....

But if we don’t solve this question of gender in the Olympics now, we may have to deal with a slew of problems in the future!

I was JUST thinking about this the other day. For the longest time, Genji had sort of just disappeared from most matches, but lately, especially on quick play, I’ve been encountering him a good deal more. He seems to have taken the place of Tracer as the “highly mobile, insanely annoying skirmisher unit” for most…

Yeah dude was clearly hurt. As much as I’d like to laugh at him, I mostly just feel terrible for his luck. Hope he has a better go of it in the future :\

In college I worked at Target while this dopey douche was enjoying his first major sponsorships. I worked in the electronics so every five minutes or so his TV spot would play. By the end of my first week I had sworn a vendetta against Arctic Carrot Top.

Z is right though, Sunday ticket is one of the worst streaming services in sports and its not even close. Even the convoluted, blackout mess that is the NBA streaming service is a better value than that shit.

Fox 9's poll had the Vikings winning the Cup. So...

I’m sure like most work places, you guys occasionally hire someone who is insufferable. What happens when you realize someone who just got brought in won’t fit the “deadspin vibe”?

Does this make Robert Kraft Hirohito?

Well, I was more pointing out that the ‘Skins or the Giants might have dibs on that whole rivalry thing. The East is weird though. I feel like Cowboys fans don’t feel particular ambivalence toward any one team (I mean, most Cowboys fans are absolutely oblivious so why would they?), whereas every team in the East hates…

h-hey that’s not very nice to bring up! *tear*

Everyone should win at least once.

It’s cute that the Eagles still think that they have claim to a blood feud with the Cowboys.

That’s entirely fair. I live nowhere near Vegas and do not have a whole lot of experience with the region. What name(s) would you prefer?

That is a solid name. Well done.

Counterpoint to your counterpoint-

...dammit. +1

Reading this after finishing The Atlantic’s piece on a pending human head transplant have placed me in a very strange state of mind. It makes you wonder just where science could be if we were able to get past our own weird mental blocks about longevity...and where that might leave our ethics.

Which is too bad, ‘cuz it’s not a bad name. I mean, I get that it doesn’t exactly evoke fireworks in one’s imagination, but it should get a second lease on life. It was far from the worst name to come out of the XFL (that award goes to the New York-New Jersey Hitmen...jesus...)

Now that I know that gambling related names got the gag, it makes a lot more sense. Still a shame, though, playing cards offer so many logo opportunities...