How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!

The only thing worse than mediocrity is humblebragging about your journey to accepting it.

Just order a damn pilsner. It is almost impossible to fuck that up.

Ah, to have the taste buds of a high schooler again.

Since I am a square, when it comes to anything “wild” my go to lexicon is 1987's Robocop.

Please. We will never have this case solved if we leave it up to the incompetent boobs at Scotland Yard. We know who needs to be called. Someone with a TRUE UNDERSTANDING of poisons.

You must be new here.

Des Moines in the new Iowa City. That’s a great thing, so long as you’re 20 and white.

Why not pass the time with a relaxing game of solitaire?

d’awwwwww

HAIL HYDRA

Given the serious national anxiety about mass shootings/terrorist threats as of late, the red tip doesn’t do a whole lot to ease anybody’s worries. I know if it was me on that train, I’d have absolutely called that in, fair or not. This guy should have absolutely known better.

All the ways Suicide Squad could have been much much better...

I savescummed my entire way through both X-Coms

YES. FINALLY. SOMEONE SAYS IT. But seriously, this game is a ghost of what I thought it could be week one.

Get behind...*immaturely giggles*

I used to feel this way as well, but after a few weeks of trying competitive off and on I got hooked.

Speaking as a Dallas Cowboys fan: *dodges brick*

This rant is utterly incomprehensible. I could barely follow the the razor thin lines of logic from their beginnings to their final resting places.

Every time I start a new franchise in Madden, I choose the Buccs as my player controlled team.