Hey, my brother’s cousin’s girlfriend’s godson’s adopted parents’ ancestors happened to live near a battlefield that saw limited action during the American Indian Wars, and one of them broke their ankle running to see what all the musket fire was about, SO THIS IS FUCKING OFFENSIVE TO ME. PROTEST SOMETHING THAT…

And all this time i was told i was crazy for calling MGS2 the best in the series. Feels good to see critical opinion giving it its due.

I think I went through close to six dualshock 3 controllers.

I was followed by Gawker...that did not transfer over to Deadspin. Which sucks. ‘Cuz I comment waaaaaaaay more here and Kotaku than I did there.

You would be shocked how many idiot sports commenters buy this hook line and sinker. The whole “it shouldn’t be about the money, but the desire” line plays really well with the blue collar guys.

The day of that missed kick I swear you could hear the entire city scream at once. It was an incredible feeling.

If Scorpion had an FPS dedicated to him...

This mystery has been way too drawn out, mostly inconsequential, and surprising lacking any significant complexity.

How many bottles of booze, on average, could be mustered up within the walls of your offices if you’re given five minutes notice before your doors are locked for the night.

I live in Minneapolis and have watched my fair share of NFL games. As you know, a lot of the local teams (Vikings, Packers, Bears, Lions, etc) have some pretty bitter rivalries! I’ve seen some devastating losses (including playoff losses to bitter division rivals!) in bars filled to capacity with a healthy mixture of…

All of us following Lochte’s story be like...

As the story unfolds, Americans about Lochte be like...

Hey! Ryan Lochte might have lied!

Noooooooooo! I’m gonna miss my Zenyatta sprees....

But if we don’t solve this question of gender in the Olympics now, we may have to deal with a slew of problems in the future!

I was JUST thinking about this the other day. For the longest time, Genji had sort of just disappeared from most matches, but lately, especially on quick play, I’ve been encountering him a good deal more. He seems to have taken the place of Tracer as the “highly mobile, insanely annoying skirmisher unit” for most…

Yeah dude was clearly hurt. As much as I’d like to laugh at him, I mostly just feel terrible for his luck. Hope he has a better go of it in the future :\

In college I worked at Target while this dopey douche was enjoying his first major sponsorships. I worked in the electronics so every five minutes or so his TV spot would play. By the end of my first week I had sworn a vendetta against Arctic Carrot Top.

Z is right though, Sunday ticket is one of the worst streaming services in sports and its not even close. Even the convoluted, blackout mess that is the NBA streaming service is a better value than that shit.

Fox 9's poll had the Vikings winning the Cup. So...