I’m sure like most work places, you guys occasionally hire someone who is insufferable. What happens when you realize someone who just got brought in won’t fit the “deadspin vibe”?

Does this make Robert Kraft Hirohito?

Well, I was more pointing out that the ‘Skins or the Giants might have dibs on that whole rivalry thing. The East is weird though. I feel like Cowboys fans don’t feel particular ambivalence toward any one team (I mean, most Cowboys fans are absolutely oblivious so why would they?), whereas every team in the East hates…

h-hey that’s not very nice to bring up! *tear*

Everyone should win at least once.

It’s cute that the Eagles still think that they have claim to a blood feud with the Cowboys.

That’s entirely fair. I live nowhere near Vegas and do not have a whole lot of experience with the region. What name(s) would you prefer?

That is a solid name. Well done.

Counterpoint to your counterpoint-

...dammit. +1

Which is too bad, ‘cuz it’s not a bad name. I mean, I get that it doesn’t exactly evoke fireworks in one’s imagination, but it should get a second lease on life. It was far from the worst name to come out of the XFL (that award goes to the New York-New Jersey Hitmen...jesus...)

Now that I know that gambling related names got the gag, it makes a lot more sense. Still a shame, though, playing cards offer so many logo opportunities...

How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!

The only thing worse than mediocrity is humblebragging about your journey to accepting it.

Just order a damn pilsner. It is almost impossible to fuck that up.

Ah, to have the taste buds of a high schooler again.

Since I am a square, when it comes to anything “wild” my go to lexicon is 1987's Robocop.

Please. We will never have this case solved if we leave it up to the incompetent boobs at Scotland Yard. We know who needs to be called. Someone with a TRUE UNDERSTANDING of poisons.

You must be new here.

Des Moines in the new Iowa City. That’s a great thing, so long as you’re 20 and white.