Why not pass the time with a relaxing game of solitaire?

d’awwwwww

HAIL HYDRA

Given the serious national anxiety about mass shootings/terrorist threats as of late, the red tip doesn’t do a whole lot to ease anybody’s worries. I know if it was me on that train, I’d have absolutely called that in, fair or not. This guy should have absolutely known better.

I savescummed my entire way through both X-Coms

Get behind...*immaturely giggles*

I used to feel this way as well, but after a few weeks of trying competitive off and on I got hooked.

Speaking as a Dallas Cowboys fan: *dodges brick*

This rant is utterly incomprehensible. I could barely follow the the razor thin lines of logic from their beginnings to their final resting places.

Every time I start a new franchise in Madden, I choose the Buccs as my player controlled team.

Sure, she was just mean to us. But for those of us who have spent hundreds of hours playing the game- that’s hundreds and hundreds of hours of one person just being a relentless jerk to you for no purpose. It’s like how Preston’s constant quest reminders aren’t particularly offensive- but its the sheer lack of variety…

I’m honestly surprised that Pearls Before Swine got such a low ranking. Does anyone in the office have a strong take about why that is?

I wanted to get HIGH NOON tattooed on my knuckles, but my SO threatened to leave me if I did it.

I smell a lawsuit...

Honestly, the main thing I’ve noticed is that D.va takes A LOT more damage to take down. I feel like I spend a lot more time now trying to take her down. I’ve also noticed in competitive mode that D.va has seemingly become a must have tank for most squads. It’s been an interesting shift for sure, but still better than…

There were not enough “FUCK MERCURY MORRIS” declarations in this post.

I’m sure server stability has to be a bitch for a game this massive, but even so, you’d think that some of the basic features would be up there as well. I stopped playing after the first week. It’s a great game, but it’s still a free to play at heart, one that requires way too much time if you don’t care to spend the…

Good luck, Patrick! I’ve enjoyed your reporting over the years and am sad to see you go!

IT’S MISSINGNO!!!!

I know Nintendo didn’t technically build the game, but this is starting to feel a lot like Mario Maker- high praise followed by the reveal of serious design flaws