cablecrasher
CableCrasher
cablecrasher

This is a bad take

A) How long is too long to be stuck in the grays?

What is the likelihood of the NFL allowing the teams with the worst records to do an opt-in losers bracket for the playoffs where winner takes the first overall draft pick? (just think of the tv revenue for the Sucker Bowl!)

H-h-hey! I like the Cowboys but don’t like Tr-

I was JUST about to type this in. I was wondering how the hell Deadspin missed out on that particular gem, but caught a loss like this that was only moderately embarrassing. (you can tell I’m a SD fan when I consider this particular loss as somewhat ho-hum)

Tfw you didn’t realize Lucio could wall ride cuz you’re just that bad at Overwatch ..

Solid reminder for me to stop being an impatient imbecile. My first instinct is to always close the app. Thanks!

It would sure be nice for duplicating items...like all the pokeballs I’ve lost when the server times out -_-

WHAT ABOUT MISSINGNO!!!!!

This is fucking punk rock.

On console the toxicity is real. I play on PS4, which is a fairly quiet online experience in general, which makes the moments of toxicity all the more jarring when they do occur.

I also disagree. I’ve seen some extremely ingenious D.Va players who could direct that suit in ways that were just impressive. One map, I saw a D.Va player booster her suit into the air over the entire enemy team and kill them all from above with the self-destruct. I just sat there thinking...man...if everyone knew to

I can’t use McCree for similar reasons. That said, I don’t miss going up against him so often.

I remember Michael Johnson’s Golden Shoes in ‘96, and I vaguely recall Jordan beating the Suns in ‘93. Somewhere in there are a few seasons of a Dodgers baseball and Dallas Cowboys football, but I can’t be bothered to dig those up.

In the interest of giving the award to someone who has legitimately increased my love of a game- it has to be Bartolo. Has to. How can you deny a man who gets to fill his batting helmet with nachos every time he gets a base hit?!

I...kind of get where this is coming from (even if I secretly believe this post was bought and paid for).

I work for a fitness chain the Midwest, and we have saunas at most of our locations. Saunas are easily the best place for small talk (at least amongst the men, I’m not sure how it goes down in the ladies saunas). I don’t know if it’s the fact that once you’re only in a towel you feel like you have nothing else to

Born in 89 here, you pretty much summed up my own experience. Had to think hard about those and the fallout from the Gulf War before I could be sure just what I recalled first.

The Oklahoma City Bombing. I’m not sure I remember it happening to the day so much as one day no one was talking about it and then the next day the only name anyone would talk about was Timothy McVeigh. Between that and OJ, I feel like that’s all I heard about as a young’n.

Having grown up in a VERY conservative Baptist family, I can promise you that that is EXACTLY how I sounded as a budding teenager. If it sounds fake- that’s cuz it’s the programming practically shouting over the natural, hormonal desires as an act of suppression.