how’d he get green lit and i float on in greyssss?

It’s like, if you sat on a giant open book, and the robot kept trying to close the book on your butt. The book on your butt is closing!

I keep trying to picture how you can fold your butt onto itself and I can’t stop laughing

I also think it was great that he was so willing to openly cry on camera since it is often not seen as “masculine.”

I’m not sure why we are calling sitting in a massage chair and not doing cocaine “radical” self-care. Self-care? Yes. Radical? Meh.

I’ve never done coke and my skin looks like shit! I think it’s genetics.

“...Just don’t do blow and you’re gonna look fuckin’ fab”

This is the year. Of your best. You. You love bread!”

If that horn is affixed with anything stronger than eyelash adhesive I’m gonna be pissed.

She dropped “Bless his heart.”

Ah, that makes much more sense. I mean, sad song and stuff but he cried all his eyeliner off!

Heh. I couldn’t resist, because:

I was looking at my facebook memories and this popped up. My favorite comment, that didn’t get much love was that, if I see both colors, does that mean I’m divergent. #stupidmoviereference

I love the guy wearing the purple shirt in the background for the last video. He’s so committed.

I was already slayed, then I noticed his Hogwarts sweatshirt. True love.

These are goddamn hysterical. I cried at America the Beautiful, too much! Also the guy doing Britney looks like he is having such a laugh!! I want to hang out with him while he makes vines.

I like to do a terrible rap version of What’s Goin’ On by 4Non Blondes, but I am as white as I could possibly be, so the best I…

I’m dying.

I’m laughing so, so hard.

The “Hit Me Baby One More Time” one just made my morning.