I just chocked on water while reading this. GOOD JOB.

The picASSo of butt play!

Someone plz help Kanye. I have exhausted my defense sources.

Every time a man denies enjoying ass-play an angel gets pegged into ecstasy.

He could have been the Steve Jobs of ass play.

Good Christ, Kanye. She stuck a finger in your ass a time or two and you liked it. Who doesn't?!?!? God, you are so fucking boring. Just own it.

I like them too! Some of the latest album is good.

You know who had a chance to be cool?

Celine Dion broke down during her first show since her husband’s passing.

I’m still regretting that I didn’t buy FingersInTheBootyAssBitch.com

*whispers* But but but I like Mumford & Sons.

every time he denies it, i just imagine amber rose pegging him.

Drake is living every heterosexual teenage man’s dream: Getting ground on by gorgeous superstars. But like most teenagers, he has no idea of what to do when his dreams come true and he just looks like a goofball until the lady is done.

People used to snark on her for having a high SAT score and choosing to make pop music. I think it’s quite clear from the way she writes that she is a smart woman, and a caring woman who wants nothing more than for her struggle to produce some sort of lasting positive effect for all abuse victims. She certainly has my…

I still find it hilarious that Pearl Jam has it’s own Sirus XM radio station All Pearl Jam. All the time. I can’t. I mean, mix it up a little.

I’m 54. What’s to understand? Cute kid, silly video. I like it; it reminds me of my nephews.

THANK YOU. I was reading all the comments yesterday, and I was like “Does anyone remember the literally hundreds of things that have gone viral just because they were silly and made people laugh?” Like that Charlie the Unicorn video that everyone quoted for the next 45 years? It’s fine if you don’t think it’s…

“They’re treated equal,” she said. “I see him in life. He treats women the same as men. he will tell you what’s in his heart, what he thinks, he will not hold it back if you’re a woman. you’re human, a woman or a man, it’s no different.”

I fucking LOVE DAMN DANIEL! It’s legit just two kids being fucking cool with each other and having fun and being silly. So much awful stupid horrible shit goes viral. This is just fun. Everybody chill the fuck out.

Vans are always cool. They’re timeless. Plus I just got a kickass blush leather pair with gold studs, and I’m a grown ass adult.