Veggies in bowl? Next you’ll tell me the earth is like a plate.

I eat everything out of a bowl. They also serve as cups in my apartment.

Old bologna slices.

Even babies in the womb?

show me on the pie where the pizza man touched you

If you reheat pizza in the microwave, you’re an animal. It turns it into a sloppy soggy inedible mess

My brother and I used to fight for those. And I was a biter, so you know it got ugly.

I got so much done during the first episode. At the very least: I flossed, emptied the dishwasher, practiced my cat eye and wiped the salt off my boots. This show is a godsend.

This is why toaster-ovens are so handy; pop a cold pizza in there, give it 5 minutes and you’re good to go.

The 1980s glamour shot for fake doctors?

Did they ever REALLY check Doogie’s credentials??

I feel like it’s in no way unreasonable to be suspicious of literally anyone who goes by “Dr. Love”.

Where did he get the money to do all of this? That clinic looks huge! That website looks legit! I wish he could have just used his love for medicine in a positive way by - say - getting a medical degree and actually being licensed to practice it.

Netflix is already providing this health data analysis service for my family. We all share an account so they can call eachother to discuss whether or not I’m depressed based on the amount I’m watching. Helpful!!

True. But I still think it’d be awesome to do some kind of craft project with your collection, even if having many unique bottles is not longer a rarity. If nothing else, it’d be a tribute to something you have enjoyed for so long.

Women. Binders full.

Fuck no! But I think about this story from time to time.

I want that Gremlins cereal! Bring it back!

No judgement. Whatever people are into.

Who the fuck is Ryn Weaver?