And if he’s your roommate, he uses your soap.

The question is not why so few black students go to A&M. The question is why anyone goes to A&M.

That woman with the earrings can go straight to hell.

Cruz hasn’t done much reflecting on the porn industry, although he was recently offered $1 million by Vivid Entertainment to star in a film titled “Cruzin for Bush.”

I love how Vivid always throws their hat in the ring of any controversy by offering people a million dollars to fuck on camera.

To you’re point my girlfriend thinks that he may have had brain damage from his car accident and when his Mom passed he had some sort of “break” and has never been the same. If you’ve followed his career and seen his slow progression and evolution, this theory is supported.

I am excited that Haley Reinhart will be one of the returning Idols next week!

I was listening to College Drop Out yesterday and I found it really bizarre how poignant he can be in his writing but so incredibly stupid in his “real” life.

Where they don’t want fingers?

Oh yeah.

Uh, I don’t judge your life, Tracy, please stop judging my late night texting strategy. It’s worked, like, twice.

Other person: Hey

YES. I don’t translate well via text unless you already know me - I come off as sardonic and harsh, when similar lines delivered in real life with a laugh would be funny and flirty. I need physical interaction in order to let people know who I really am. That’s one of the reasons I just don’t really try to date…

Don’t panic: he’s probably on vacation.

“He’s a guitar playing Doof Warrior. He’s a lone wolf, wandering through a post-apocalyptic wasteland. They never had anything in common until fate brought them together...This fall, see Flaming Guitar Playing Spike Head and Mad Max in “What a Lovely Day.”

New movies titles:

Doof it now

From this year onwards, all movies shall feature a crazy guy playing a guitar that shoots flames.

Requirement for every movie going forward: a Doof warrior in every scene.