Oh, that’s ok! I still have a place in my heart for all the craft beers. Especially Founders Breakfast Stout. Mmmmmm.

I spoke in tongues.

You came to Jesus!

I had sex in my church parking lot. Hallelujah indeed.

Earlier this year we took a decision to allow an adult film, subject to certain conditions, to be filmed on the railway,” said Dean Walton, the Epping Ongar business manager, in a statement. “We are sorry that our decision may have caused offense. It is clear that this decision was an error of judgement.”

Oh Mark, never change.

Life is always always OK except for 2 things

I think I came, I think I came

Tom Sawyer’s Island in Disneyland, the lookout point at the headland north of the Golden Gate, Coit Tower, the rotating restaurant at the top of the Bonaventure in LA, several places in the Midway museum in San Diego, all. fucking. over. Balboa Park, The Crystal Cathedral while it was still a church, on top of Half…

“And the plot was so unrealistic!

Is this appropriate?

Should we compile a list of places we’ve sexed, see how much we can ruin for these people?

The lolz come from the fact that, in order to be privy to this information, the mums and dads needed to be familiar with the latest offerings from Brazzers. You’d think they’d be embarrassed to admit it.

why? because it is expertly done. it is one of the greatest music videos of all time.

I said that down in the greys before I saw yours. +1 million. I'll argue all day about this; I have the info to back it up.

Gotta start them early. If you get them as kittens and touch their paws a lot then, and start clipping when it becomes reasonable, they're pretty used to having paws touched and claws clipped. They're not exactly cooperative, but you can get a paw or two before they decide they've had enough and bolt.

Declawing is also fairly dangerous, especially for very young cats, from what I understand.

One. Cut.

The Cat Catcher is the world's best cat toy.

Yeah, you can complain about Sia's way of going about her career once you have the professional legacy she's earned. She can do whatever she wants, because she's killing it.