"Jesus Christ there are some insufferable commenters on this piece."

Jesus Christ there are some insufferable commenters on this piece.

Hey, sometimes to be an adequate man you gotta know a little bit about what it's like to be an exceptional lady.

A year in to the marriage: "Oh sure, I gave you a kidney and you can't even pick up your socks?!"

RIP Jon Lovitz.

they're done touring and working on their new album right now. weeeeeee~

I disagree that she's too reticent to inhabit the track. I actually think that it makes their interpretation more interesting. I like when covers change the tone of the song a bit - it makes it less glorified karaoke.

Does Involuntarily Abstinent count as an orientation?

DAMN I love this. Can they tour again in NYC? They can crash at my place, I have an aero bed and everything!

Our wine bottles pretty much only come with screwcaps here: all the better to get your booze on, my dear :D

Oooh is it national drink wine day? Not that I need an excuse.... *slurp*

I have no idea. I'm not that kind of connoisseur! I only know that it's from Argentina it won't taste like bitter merlot. I've tried bottles from the US and it's always disappointing.

My wine of choice is Malbec. So good.

It does not get more 2001 than that Michelle Branch video.

That sounds slightly more wholesome than my cheerleading squad's most popular routine- done to a spliced version of Juvenile's "Back That Azz Up" and ODB's "Got Your Money".

But I'll need to compare our dance moves to be sure. Perhaps yours had a few too many hip thrusts or finger points. Or herkies. The most badass…

All aboard the nope train!

Please NEVER stop doing Dirtbag Mark. Vanilla Ice burglarizing? Miley Cyrus Pretty Womaning, you Ver-Saseing? It's like a divine fever dream.

TLC, proving once again that it stands for "Terrible Life Choices."

I almost forgot about this face.