When I am on mile 24 of next month's Los Angeles Marathon, and I want to bitch about how sore my legs are or how slow my pace is, I will think of this woman...

I love myfitnesspal!

Mountain Dew: Recommended by 0 out of 5 dentists.

It's like Mexican American fast food for people with more snobbery than taste.

I'm watching this and thinking how terrible this must be for his parents... and then his tooth falls out.

I don't even pretend I'm eating healthy when I go to Qdoba (same thing, right?) I start off ok, with the veggie bowl, but then it becomes, "yeah sour cream and guacamole and queso and maybe let me just come back there and shovel fistfuls of shredded cheese directly into my mouth since I'm paying 10 fucking dollars for…

I just wish Chipotle tasted better.

Wait, data from Grubhub? Grubhub delivers Chipotle? I have Grubhub and Chipotle in my area!

Could Your Food Have Calories? The Answer May Surprise You....

A friend of a friend of a friend told me the vegetarian burrito has no calories.

YES PLEASE I WANT GUACAMOLE! (and chips tnks)

Anything that brings someone happiness, by definition, cannot be unhealthy. I bet the gains people get from lowered stress level more than offset the heart attack risk—-Julia Child lived to 92 on rich French food, after all.

I have a friend who is a runner and when I say runner I mean- did her first marathon and was hooked. Her second marathon was less than six months later and it was there that she heard about ultra marathons - and yes, she has ran two of them already. Fifty miles- the first time in the heat and the second in blinding…

Uh, I ran a marathon without any injuries. Not even a blister. I would find it hard pressed to believe I am the only person OF ALL TIME who successfully completely a marathon training cycle + marathon without an injury. Is this a money-back guarantee we are talking about? I guess I deserve a refund.

My boyfriend ran a 10k recently (he came in first for his age group!) but was passed during the last mile and beaten by an old man wearing a t-shirt with a hand-written message on the back that said, "I'm Dr. Wind. You just lost to a 68 year old."

I'm running my first marathon this November, and the entire time I was reading your post, I was trying to tear my eyes away because I don't want to get more scared than I already am! xD Sigh.

Also, when I say race-walker, I meant one of those power walkers that never run. Not a Galloway method run/walker. So embarrassing. That dude was hauling ass though.

Dude. I feel this so hard. I am not fast by any means, by when I am running a road race, I run the whole damn time. There is always a small part of me that dies when a run/walker passes me. I'm slow.😕

I needed this today. I'm "running" in my first 10k this weekend and am TERRIFIED of not finishing. This helped. I CAN do it.

In my first half marathon, I got passed by a race-walker at mile 3. Dude passed me WALKING at 10 min/mile pace (6 mph). Talk about a kick in the balls. I did sprint mile 12 and I caught that motherfucker about 1/2 mile from the finish.