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lets hope the pube on the Coke can doesn’t make it into the movie. How fuckin’ weird.

9/10 I always fuck up the “biggest gift” line. WTG, Aaron! 💥🙏🏾💥

When does he go on trial for wearing two fucking pinky rings?

Never crushed on her. She's an effin scientologist!

This is for realz.

Yes! And probably eats all your pizza rolls as well and blames somebody else.

¡Jajajajajaja! Thanks for the reassurance! 💥🙏🏾💥

Totally with you. It brings me back to sophomore year of HS and horrible “if the glove don’t fit” jokes and my mad crush on Marcia Clark.

I hope she poops her pants in public very soon.

I would watch it out of sheer morbid curiosity and then immediately regret it.

‘Cruzin for Bush’ ¡jajajajajajajajaja!

💥dope💥

That’s the thing for me. He makes some excellent music, but after the Cosby thing and now this I can't imagine being able to separate those two aspects of Yeezy.

I wish I could peer into an alternate reality in which Yeezy hadn’t become famous. He’d probably be that quiet, neurotic dude in the office who microwaves fish in the break room and lies about it.

Or maybe a touch of mental illness. Seems like Yeezy has issues with empathy and reality.

Hey MissAndry,

Where in the hell is Peter Sagal?!?!?!?!

I might have been listening to the Fury Road soundtrack and playing air guitar in my office this morning.

Even my jaded 16 year old daughter was won over by the awesomeness of the guitar playing Doof warrior!!!!

So no dude in a red onsie playing a guitar that shoots flames on the back of a war rig? I guess I’ll skip this one too.