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Please keep in mind, people all over the Midwest are going to lunch at this time. Please cease or at least pixelate his face as exposure leads to “I just threw up a little in my mouth” incidents.

He has a very punchable face.

I won’t be that impressed until Danny Brown starts spending time in the Hamptons during the summer break.

I see why where the facepalming comes into play regarding the clip of Common’s DS interview, but to be fair I would assume his views on racism are more nuanced and complicated than they appear out of edited clips that last a few seconds. Maybe there’s more out there than I’m not aware of, but I’m not ready to

Didn't this happen well before Pharrell?

💥🙌🏾💥 ain't no crunk like a wine crunk!

I’ve never had a beer like their Amarillo Ninja. That’s an insane beer. I’ll def be checking out the G&T as I love gin. 🍻

Founder’s Rübæus is solid and much cheaper.I liked BM but it’s a little too pricey for what you get in my book.

Founders Rübæus is not quite complex as Blushing Monk, but it's very awesome and way, way more cheaper.

I wish you could have been there to yell “fuck this cake!”

Damn, “hot garbage” is my new favorite phrase! Thank you!

Josh is on my list of “to gets”. I have a couple wine buddies that like it quite a bit.

I hope it wasn't a really good wine!!! :-)

C’mon broheisen. It’s too late for this shiz.

This. If it was called the Cheese Grating Self or the Cleaning Out the Garage self, then I think that could be an argument, but the Erotic Self? C’mon.

At least add that there will be a break for paninis and maybe a break to play a couple records.

Sorry for the crudeness, but this video is why I will never understand the fondness for A 2 M.

He’d probably be like passively aggressively “meh” about it. But I think that bc I associate his character in whiplash so strongly to the IRL Miles Teller.

Can you send me that calculation? I've been working off of just estimates.

For sure. I’m kinda kicking around the idea of working abroad or something like that. I’m not opposed to being in a relationship, but the potential awesomeness would have to outweigh the already present awesomeness of freedom. Godspeed in yo travels, yo! 💥🙌🏾💥