Close, but I'm not really into LOTR. At all. 😹

The beanie babies were just the tip of the iceberg (lettuce). My friend bribed his industrial arts teacher with a case of monopoly fry cartons.

That secret sauce should be classified as an opiate.

McDonalds was there for me too. Working there as a sheltered teenager I learned about drinking, scoring street drugs, ugly bumpin’, and stealing beanie babies. These are pretty important life lessons. Thank you McD’s! 🙏🏾

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Omg, I’m really sorry. after posting that comment, I seriously regretted it. I thought maybe there was an off chance that the comment would trigger something for someone. My worst fear happened and I am truly, truly sorry. I wish I could delete that or have that comment dismissed. I know you saw some humor in it, but…

Prepare to be AMAZED. I saw him a couple weeks ago in Kansas City. It was unlike any other concert I’ve ever been to. Much different than the Age of Adz tour, obvi. The performance of Blue Bucket of Gold was insane. I still get the feels when I think about that show. I made it through the show without sobbing, but I…

And overall doesn’t look like a pseudo wealthy sex offender.

But sometimes there’s a time in your life when you need music that is slick and sterile, yet somewhat catchy with awful hackneyed lyrics.

Nah, that’s overkill. We just need a 30 minute drive home in a fuel efficient car and some old Coldplay song (or if you are too good for that, acoustic Sufjan Stevens) blasting. That should do it.

Can we be done villianizing or canonizing this person yet?

I hope to see brandy and ports make a comeback. That’s some good shiz. Please keep these articles coming!

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Instead of whining, he could have really used the backlash as a teachable moment for himself and for others.

I was sympathetic with his sentiment until the “militant feminist” term came into play.

Shamir’s got some madd vibes. Seems like he won't have any trouble getting stuck in one genre. 💥🙌🏾💥

Purrfect

Made him listen to his Lynyrd Skynrd garage cover band all through his childhood

I’d posit that church camps are even more bacchanal than scout camps

At that age, I would think so.