HAHAHAHAH

*slowclap*

Oh no! Wasn't calling you out at all. Promise! Just wanted to add in my auburn/purple hair two cents.

Seriously. I'm from Ottawa, right across the bridge from Hull, Quebec, where that purply-auburn hair reigns supreme. I don't see it as much in Montreal (thank God), but it's definitely a thing!! Sigh.

LOL!

Great read. I am ashamed to admit that the next time I'm in Beverly Hills, I am soooo going to SUR and PUMP. I guess I'll take a pass on Villa Blanca because you just don't treat pizza that way.

I dislike both Chris Brown (obviously) and Chrissy Teigen. One is a pompous, fool with no regard for consequences, and the other is a pompous fool with no regard for consequences. Nuff said.

Is that so? I've had about a kabillion people ask to touch my hair and have had about a kabillion people touch my hair without asking. It's intrusive. It's rude. It's particularly rude to have some ignoramus ask if it's "your hair" because she thinks all black people have fake hair. Come on!!

Amal's face reads "God - who is this person? Sigh"

I suffer from this also. Cherry tomatoes, pineapples...nope. Cooked, they are fine. Btw, raw cherry tomatoes are apparently in everything. Sigh.

Ugh.

So, the coconut oil doesn't make you break out? I break out just looking at coconut oil. It's great for my hair though!

LOL! Ashamed for laughing at this.

Remember - everyone has their own set of problems, including beautiful Gigi Hadid.

My mother was HUGE on public humiliation too if I acted out of turn. It took me a long time to realize that my "bad behaviour" as a child was just normal behaviour for a child. I have the same thinking now as buddahbean with my mom - just steer clear of her when she starts acting crazy.

YES! As a black woman, I want to know how to use those super pale shades in the Naked palettes!!!

I agree with you. I hate gum and I hate watching/hearing people chew it. I hate that false minty taste too, especially when it's so strong it burns your mouth. I shed a tear when Bobbi Brown started flavouring her lip glosses with that rancid, disgusting mint taste.

Che Guevara...I have the mad hots for him.

Stalin for sure.

I'm ashamed to say that the Donald Trump roast was awesome. Sooooo many bad hair jokes....