Yeah, but you do this with German vehicle hoods on the roof of your restaurant and everyone’s like “Oh, he’s a Nazi!” and “boycott that place.”

Editor: “Who should we give the story to?”

If I had a man cave or wanted to dress up the garage one of these would be perfect on the wall. or under glass as part of a custom coffee table.

Oh God no. I just tried sealing up an oil leak.... Well, that was the first of many misadventures for me in e34. Love those damn cars

Nah, here’s a toilet.

Looks fast. Looks like it’d be even faster after you pick up ten gold coins.

Ref. earlier comment thread “Is Kinja messed up”... :)

How is this not the top comment. 

This is the best answer.

You take my damn star and dominate these comments.

#metoo

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

Oops I’m a dumbass and can’t read so I have to edit my comment now to say something useful. Uhh.

Wowzers that stuff is expensive.

First thing I’d do would indeed be replacing parts.

I mean, $6,400 per turbo doesn’t seem too crazy. Yeah it’s a little pricey, but a big, high end turbo from Garret is like $4000. It’s just that you have to replace 4 of them that makes it so expensive.

Thank you for my daily reminder of: “Hey you’re poor”

That looks way better. Certain vintage vehicles clicked just right in two-tone.

“So mirrors and fender flares don’t count.”

Turbos were for yobbos in 2003.

This is the Lexus IS430, built for SEMA 2003, which explains the (surprisingly not bad) two-tone paint. It was a different time.