Ah shit, totally forgot about Clerks and Swingers, and I’d throw Mallrats and Hackers in there as well.

Audi TT

Check, check, check! You forgot Trainspotting though!!

I break the stump off of cupcakes and use it to sandwich the frosting, this way when you take a bite your upper lip and nose don’t get coated in icing.

I’m pretty sure everyone told you months ago that the frame was toast, and I don’t think welding in a few sections of tubing is going to cover it. I like the project but it’s dicey to do anything if the frame itself is that janked.

And DQ is generally more reliable with flavoring, one Shamrock Shake will be the entire bottle of extract while another will taste like vanilla and food coloring. Its really weird how McDonald’s uses standardized everything but is so inconsistent with the flavor from pouring mix in a machine...

You’re from the South Side aren’t you?

Just break out the Golden Calf and call it a day.

Those are two of my go-tos! Boooo!

The battery was better because it turned a living, breathing, thinking person into something so trivial. When they talked about liquifying dead people to feed the living and showed a baby hooked up that hit me like a brick, just totally cold and awful.

RACE CAR SKILLZ

I want to go swimming in that paint, ugggghh soooo gooood.

The second part of the original’s soundtrack might even be better (I think there were 3 in total), but the movie and the music were just amazing together and paint a very specific picture of the time and place its from.

I’m not shaming anyone, and from what I’ve seen Joe shops for his apples at Whole Foods. I guess I have a skewed perspective, around the Chicago area there are a metric fuckton of pickups and most are clean with high-trim badges and low-profile all-seasons. The folks in the ‘burbs aren’t hauling feed or annually…

What’d you get? I have an Outback XT but its only quick now because of an engine transplant, it was pretty damn slow last year without an engine!

I’d believe that, and the sedans that do best are either econoboxes because of MPG or full-size sedans because of the lux and room; even though most trucks are bigger than the average mid-sized sedan they’ve taken that market because of the utility.

Ok, sure, but I can rent a pickup for the one time a year I might need to worry about that (so far its been 0 times in my life). That’s like buying a machete because you might have to cut a few apples.

If you’re that impatient then its good you avoided the Crosstrek, that thing is slow

Seriously, give me a regular or extended cab with a longer bed, building it on the Ram platform didn’t do the proportions any favors.

And yet ignore platform sharing to avoid including any optional engines, I mean, who doesn’t want a horsepower figure from the ‘90s?