I've found a bit of a flaw in your methods:

Someone who can't sit down and just enjoy watching beautifully modelled spacecraft augmented against a Strauss waltz has got to be dead inside.

Sorry you don't appreciate cinematic perfection. Luckily there are plenty of direct to DVD movies that will hold your attention.

It's a scared little dog and I have no idea why anyone would think it's good.

No mention of this little gem from the 1950's? It came with actual radioactive material.

People tailgate for Royals games harder than some NFL fan bases. I'M LOOKIN AT YOU ST. LOUIS!

Power & Light is a cesspool EXCEPT on occasions like this. It was an absolute blast this summer (and in 2010) for the World Cup and I'd bet it was crazy for the Royals too.

If only KC had the forethought to put the stadium downtown...alas, no, the closest thing to this stadium is a Denny's.

You could hear George Brett shit his pants shortly after the video cut off.

The parking lot outside the stadium in KC isn't the same as other cities.

Yeah, Power & Light is the second best place to be other than the game itself. Absolute party yesterday, and this is coming from someone who generally despises P&L.

I think you mean the gunshots from KCMO. I can assure you around here, Johnson county is the last place I would bet on daily gunshots. The only loud noise that can be heard in OP is soccer moms slamming the doors of their suv in the Whole Foods parking lot.

As a Yankee fan, living in a soul-sucking culture of arrogance where anything short of a World Series Championship is a failure, it's reaffirming to witness the joy of fans who truly appreciate their team's success and take the time to enjoy it.

I felt a great disturbance, as if thousands of voices suddenly cried out in joy and were suddenly ecstatic. I think something wonderful has happened.

Not quite the suburb to associate gunshots with (try: Independence or any MO suburb)

No, you are thinking of Wyandotte county. Do you even live in KC?

Pul Rudd's Mom was overjoyed, that's all.

Man, Brandon Finnegan is giving away some shitty tickets on Twitter.

*...do not resuscitate, please.

I really hope its the Cardinals. Nothing would make me happier than to watch the Royals sweep the Cardinals and their "right way" of playing the game.