Yeah, I always fake a broken vertebra.

The World Cup brings us all together to celebrate our shared humanity - but fuck other countrys' bugs.

God, I would not wish that sort of pain on my worst enemy. Some people are glad this happened and it makes me sick. It's so sad, that sort of pain is killer.

#notalldives

As feral tropical wildlife goes that's not too bad... My school'`s soccer fields, in southern Brazil, were plagued by bloodthirsty, low-flying, screaming southern lapwings.

OH MY GOD ITS A GRASSHOPPER. RUN FOR... well, just run to the pavement. Then you'll be ok.

Guy who has time to post comments on deadspin posts is better at his job than world class athletes.

"People don't change."

This is his 3rd time.

Dude was trying to show the ref his bite marks, Ref was having none of it. Thats some serious fucking horseshit.

Burying the lede: Suárez bites a player AGAIN!

In-N-Out is the most overrated burger place I've ever been to. I have no idea why they're so popular. Their burgers are crap even by fast food standards.

So overrated. I live in SoCal and I cannot tell you where the nearest In N Out is nor do I care. When I can support a local business AND get a better burger, I'm going that route.

Original Tommy's blows In N Out out of the water. Even with the free Chorro with every order.

As a native Minnesotan, I can't argue with your top choice. However, have you been introduced to Premium's kick ass cousin...

My dad used to regale us with stories of him drinking Narragansett in college. I always wanted to have one, but it was out of production. Then they finally started making it again, and I bought a case for our 4th of July party and proudly gave an ice-cold one to my dad. "This tastes like shit, son" he said. "Just like…

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

I have long had a novice's interest in cetacean intelligence generally and dolphin and orca intelligence specifically. Although far from an expert, I'm fairly certain that the first translation from a male dolphin will be "A penis! I have a penis! Look at my penis! A penis! I have a penis!" The first one from a…

Let's just hope that the first message we would understand is "Thanks for all the fish".