That last line is the best part of any relationship. When you have sex, they see you fully naked and now you no longer need to pretend you’re some kind of sicko that still wears their work pants when they come home.

I picked up the sims4 specifically to use this mod. So few games approach sex and sexuality at all, when it comes along I try to support it.

“I did a radio interview with XM radio... they said “you can swear on XM radio.” No shit, cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too!”

-Mitch Hedberg

“A new ford f150, mid-level supercab with a 6.5' bed and 4x4 and a few options has an MSRP of about $40k.”

JMHO, Venezuela now = California in about 20 years.

This one was proven to be fake.

Jumping in your car and speeding away with a revoked license then pulling an illegal U-turn into oncoming traffic after screaming at the police officer and not immediately being arrested or worse pretty much immediately lets you guess both the skin color and the gender of the person in question. If a black man tried…

Neutral: Tech overload definitely keeps me out of the new-car market. The last car I bought was a 2014 model, specifically because I could get one without a touch screen. The 2015 made the screen standard equipment.

2002, but now I’m just being pedantic.

How is it our fault their peso went down 40%?

Slow down.