Sadly, this will probably be better than my actual Thanksgiving dinner.

“Past & Pathetic”

Agreed; I can’t even think about it without getting chills/watery eyes. It’s so great and terrible.

That is the scariest I’ve read. My eyes are watering like crazy every time I think about it. Which means I’m definitely freaked out.

Was that the husband in the military with the apparition walking-backwards-on-broken-legs one? Holy shit my eyes are watering like crazy just typing this.

Heads-up:

That’s exactly how I feel about Pumpkinhead actually.

#3 is actually my favorite.

Boobs > Violence every single time.

“Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!” 

Who ever heard of a horseless hearse?

Zombies of Mora Tau is a great palate cleanser.

I would watch that butt & boobs sport anime given half a chance.

I wish that I could find this level of passion/commitment.

Your post is spot-on perfect. More people should see (well, not actually watch) this movie(s) this way.

This sounds great!

Naw, they’ll get Christ Pratt for the Tom Brady biopic.

“Don’t want to repeat the utter creepiness,” but write a whole damned article about it.

Thank you, Judge.