Oh my goodness I feel so validated, thank you for picking my story (The Knocking). I showed this to my mom, who said, “I still think you’re full of shit.” hashtagfamily

“I hope you’re never in the fucking position I’m in.”

That position being, refusing to protect yourself and others from a deadly pandemic, at the expense of your career, and then acting like YOU’RE the victim?

Thankfully, I will never be in the fucking position you’re in.

I wanna tell you you’re wrong, but I can’t, baby,’cause you’re not!

This list is irrelevant without any mention of The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight (yeah baby!)

It’s time we make cops write checks from their personal accounts.

Recently watched, weary upvote from an era long after 1994 when, thankfully, disco is less often an easy punching bag.

It is the only way I travel. Especially with my ocelot Babou.

New fresh hip mascot for root beer. A black bear wearing a basketball jersey with the number 69 on it. "BARQS FOR DA BEARS!" 

Not really food, but my wife couldn’t finish a can of La Croix to save her life.

The biggest true risk facing Florida right now is climate change and lack of affordable homeowner’s insurance. So what does he focus on? Banning books about subjects that make him personally uncomfortable; persecuting teachers, healthcare workers and all women of childbearing age; drag shows; and...Mickey Mouse. What…

i love this, i am also a side car a burger instead of fries guy. 

Canada here: when did they change it here? I don’t know that I noticed.

Windshields aren’t the only place that Elon can’t get rid of grimes.

here you go:

Emotional Support Chevy C10 for eye bleach purposes. 

Maybe Terrence Howard can step in to the role?

Grimael

The Fourth Angel, Grimace...

I have an O’ last name and while I don’t often spend St. Pat’s drinking alone, there is always ALWAYS grumbling. I salute your commitment to historical accuracy.