I’d much rather take a trip through Mariah Carey’s cleavage.

How about the Goon?

One could say that she was barking at the moon.

They use a screenshot from a Japanese video game as part of their header? Dumbasses.

Woo no englishy?

Leftover pizza? I’m not sure if I know what that is.

Hey, cool, another Sabaton fan in WA (I’m in Kirkland)! Ever see them at El Corazon?

Like Ty Cobb?

My dreams are usually really scary and I wouldn’t want to awaken within them, thank you very much!

Definitely more than I’m having now.

Two Os and two Es, that’s how you spell Voorhees!

Who does that ample bust belong to? Asking for a friend.

I see no harm in harvesting lima beans for the Leader.

“That’s what you call ironic.”

How about Sam Neill at the end of Wilderpeople, living the skux life?

Quad City-style pizza https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza 

What about that hot dog place by the convention center, any good?

This is why I drink only malt liquor. Works every time.

But who was phone?!