Once Upon A Time there was . . .

A couple of tallcans of malt liquor is how I get to sleep whenever I road trip and stay in low cost motels.

Thank you, Ancestry.com!

“I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It’s what I love to do, it’s what I do best. Being number one is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks.”

I say give Texas back to Mexico!

Coinstar, then beer. Works every time.

I wish that someone would invite me to a cookout. I know it’s wintertime and all, but still.

3 squares folded over with a wet wipe chaser. Works every time.

California driver.

Serious question: How much of your tax money a month or a year goes toward SNAP?

Can I cry on her bosom? That would make me feel much better.

No beer is bad beer.

I like it!

Speak for yourself. I’m immortal, and living backward in time.

Silly rabbit, the real monsters are human.

PUPPET THEATRE!

First one I watched of his was Outlast, which was pretty entertaining.

Very cool, I’ll check it out. Thanks for the heads-up!