For Mariah Carey, I would guess melons and . . . All I can think of is melons.

That sounds like a damn good idea! Will have to try that next time!

I read that Rollins screen-tested for it, as a courtesy, but they ultimately chose to go with someone else. Myself, I think that Ray Stevenson would have been a better Negan.

What kind of pizza? I could eat pizza every day of my life! I love pizza! Live the dream!

Is there are there ramen out there that does not have MSG and stuff added? I’m deathly allergic to MSG, but would actually like to have this thing called ramen sometime.

Douche

My 12 y.o. niece is pretty obsessed with FNAF; not that she really plays the games, but she knows every little detail about everything FNAF.

“Hello, Satan? I’d like to sell my soul.”

I call bullshit on the armoire one.

I cannot fucking stand the guy. I’d like just one day on the internet when I don’t see or hear him (I’m looking at you, YouTube)!

You failed to capitalize Him.

I don’t care about his first name; I just call him Hooshka right before he kicks.

Is that Lake Bell?

Shit, that paragraph is me. I’m 34, though. I think I’ll go cry in a corner.

Damn, now I’m hungry.

Didn’t the Joker say something like that in the ‘89 Batman, about ripping someone’s lungs out?

Gaw, I hate Jimmy Fallon.

Shit.

Good Christ.