“Sometimes she hangs out in Washington DC in a big white house on Pennsylvania Ave.”

Fucking McCarthyism II.

“I moved on her like a witch. But I couldn’t get there.” 

Good - the biggest problem come the revolution is usually identifying the collaborators…

Orange amphibians are almost always poisonous, so not much change.

Stoats, right? You’re talking about stoats?

Remember, now isn’t the time to discuss gun control*. Especially when terrorists do the killing.

Yea I’ve got a bunch of pics. I flew a lot on these in Iraq so I have a lot of aerial photos as well. Those two birds in the pic that look like we ran a chop shop were exactly that. We couldn’t get parts into Iraq back then(2003-2004) because of logistics issues. So we took the two most raggedy birds we had and…

I had a lot of fun in the Army fixing on these. These are from Iraq.

I was about 9 the first time I watched Porky’s, so many jokes went over my head. I knew they were funny and dirty, but couldn’t grasp specifically why. Mike Hunt was one of those jokes.

Yep, PORKY’S and POLICE ACADEMY. She never needed to do SATC to cement her place in Hollywood history.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity