Yes.

No problem!

Artist: I have a great idea to do a cool and amazing thing that might make people think more about their lives. But I need time and resources to do this thing.

Almost forgot to post this:

As someone who finds the lives of celebrities about as interesting as ant tracks in the sand; I still liked to read Shade Court from time to time. Because of Kara Brown’s excellent writing and because it’s one of those quintessentially Gawker-ish things, like ‘The Best Restaurant In New York Is...’ or ‘Dog’.

If only gonorrhea was this good looking.

If those had been my neighbours, I’d have carved these words on their sign with a sword: Do Dhia? Tá sé chomh bréagach leis an diabhal!

More than once: Apologies for the intrusion, etc., etc.

Guys! Guys!

With these idiots, ‘strong and smart women’ is a euphemism for ‘sexually-adventurous and compliant women’.

Yeah, I know :D

One of these days, Univision is going to send some people to your house.

Americans like to use the word “Asia” to denote where people from Japan, China, Korea, Thailand, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Mongolia and Malaysia come from. (Still better than ‘Oriental’, tbh.)

Personally, I draw the line at people eating each other out while talking to me.

I feel like flinging large horse shits wrapped in Trump tweets printed on Mar-A-Lago toilet roll, TBH.

BUT YOU’RE SO WRONG!!

I honestly felt sad about Carrie Fisher, David Bowie and Roger Moore dying. Because the world is less without them and oh yeah also!...

Well, he could crack a joke about black rape victims becoming nymphomanics ‘cos that time they were ‘done’ was the only time any man would do them, then suddenly have a massive heart attack with his face stuck in a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket and die. And then shart himself slowly, for half-an-hour. While…

Considering how much money Depp has squandered, how much of his reputation he’s squandered and how much of his art he’s squandered, would anyone here feel sorry - truly sorry - if Depp becomes bankrupt and goes to prison for being an abusive, infantile arsehole?

Read some story recently (wish to fuck I could remember where) about a guy who got his favourite metal band’s name as a tattoo down his lower arm.